Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween

In pitch dark I go walking in your landscape
Broken branches trip me as I speak
There's always a siren singing you to shipwreck
Stay away from these rocks we'd be a walking disaster
Just cause you feel it doesn't mean its there

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Christian Music for Hippies

Tonight at a Halloween party I saw a guy dressed as a nun with gold teeth throw a wooden cross on the fire. Me and some other dude stood there without talking and let it burn. It was the first time in my life that I have ever seen a cross burn, and even if you are not Christian you cannot deny the power of the symbol of a cross in flames. The fact that it was by a bunch of random drunk kids at some random party just made it absurd, that heavy a symbol in a such a ridiculous meaningless situation made it impossible for me to stop watching. If there were actually black people in Eugene, this kind of thing wouldn't fly. As it was, people seemed to approve.


Its ironic that the one party that I volunteer to be the sober driver at, we get stopped by a cop as we get in the car and he checks to see if I have been drinking. Its a good feeling to be able to talk to a cop with complete confidence; it makes the idea of law enforcement seem much more reasonable. I bet this feeling is mutual, I can't even imagine how relieved that cop is to talk to one kid who has a shred of sobriety in him.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

85% of a blog post


Hi I'm Chuck Klosterman. Check me out, I'm nerdy, I'm understated, I live in New York but deep down I'm just a country boy from North Dakota. My parents are Republican!!! I've got my favorite rock group KISS, I've got Ace Frehley, I've got electric guitar, I'm so clever. I can beat 85% of the population at any kind of rock trivia. I don't really have luck with girls, but its cool becuase I can write about each of the four girls I've been in love with and compare each of them to one of the members of KISS. Did I explain why I like Kiss so much? It has something to do with being a nerd in North Dakota. My editor wears all black and hates me, she is part of the Interpol crowd, too much coke. I would rather get high and listen to Creedence and go to bed by nine.
Who wants to take a road trip? I'll show you how to freebase marijuana with the cigarrette lighter in my rental car. We can listen to Kid A a lot, its about 9/11. Whos in a bunker, whos in a bunker, women and children first obviously. Ice age coming, what happened to global warming? Come on George, guess how many people who bought my book voted for you. Less than 15%. Did I mention that I'm from a red state and my parents are republican? Lets find the crossroads where Robert Johnson sold his soul. Lets talk about Kurt Cobain, 85% of you didn't like him until after he died. Courtney did it, that slut. Now Frances Bean will have her revenge on Seattle. Dave Grohl is such a rockstar now, he always wanted to be Kurt. I'd rather be hosting a radio show in Astoria.
Did I mention how nerdy I am? ESPN pays me to write about sports. Thats 85% ironic and 15% retarded, me writing about sports. Esquire pays me to write about being a man. Rolling Stone doesn't pay me anything, I'm too cool. Its a good fallback if I ever get disgraced while I'm writing for the Villiage Voice. So hip. I compare Heart to Bright Lights, Big City. So Badass. I'm from North Dakota. Fargo Rock City. KISS facepaint. Happy Holloween. Quincy you're hot like Minnesota is cold. Lets rock.



By the way, if you want to know how it feels to be a dude, read my books.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Wrapped Up in the Pleasures of the World

"Signora?" he asked.
"Yes?"
"Why are you crying"
Because I'm unlucky in love."
"Ah!"
"You can't understand; you're still a kid."
"You want to try swimming with my mask?"
"Thank you very much. Is it nice?"
"It's the nicest thing in the world."

From "Big Fish, Little Fish" by Italo Calvino

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Rock and Roll Lifestyle

For a little over a year now, I've been a DJ at the KWVA, which is the University of Oregon's campus radio station. Its pretty fun, it gives me a chance to force my music upon the ears of the one or two hippies who are listening. Its also an oppurtunity to learn about music that I would never hear about outside the station, access to several thousand CDs and a way to meet other people who like to DJ ("Hey you play that spoon song every show too? I thought I was the only one at the station that played that!")
Unfortunately, this being a college radio station that is all about variety and obscurity, meaning its not cool if other people have heard of it, we get some pretty obscure (bad) music. This is fine, I'm all for bands getting a chance to be on the air, but the thing that I can't stand is the way that these bands hype themselves up as if the are the 2nd coming of the beatles (its actually a kind of mellow classic neo-psychadelic vibe we're going for, imagine if Brian Jones with Procol Harem but with the dreamy feeling of the Cocteau Twins, we don't really like what the Beatles stood for). This might be an extreme example, but here are a few of the band descriptions that I came across today.

The Icarus Line, Black Lives at the Golden Coast
The Icarus Line is Not Dead! Black Lives at the Golden Coast, their first LP in 2 years, also serves as their first full length for Dum Mak, whom they recently signed with. Recorded completely on tabe, Black Lives at The Golden Coast is prood that rock is not dead - it's alive and well in the form of The Icarus Line, who go beyond any of their previous releases with BLATGC. The Icarus Line experiment with the traditional definitions of what it is to be a punk or rock band, and make truly original and timeless music.

Kinetic Stereokids Basement Kids
Its not all that hard to detect when a band's members know each other so well that the music becomes a completely cohesive creature. This is exemplified by Kinetic Stereokidsand the 10 tracks on its latest release, Basement Kids. The childhood friends take rock t an entirely new place--with compelling instrumentation and innovative production details. Not too far off from Sonic Youth's extreme-dabbling, or Elliot Smith's melancholic rock balladry, KSK presents the next step in the evolution of the experimental rock sub-genre. Its no surprise these kids have shared stages with Explosions in the Sky, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of The Dead, The Secret Machines, and Wolf Eyres. Its a genuine and fresh approach, coupled with addictive hooks and vocals, make KSK a must-hear. The individual energies of this four piece combine perfectly to make a kinetic record that will move any listener.

These are pretty representative of most of the little press blurbs. The irony is that if you want to get played, you need to have one of these. The station doesn't have enough people to listen to all the CDs that get mailed to us, and we can't play them on the air until they have been reviewed and checked for profanity. When the cd arrives with one of these reviews--plus warnings of profanity--allows that CD to go straight to the rotation rack, from which I am required to play 4 songs per hour off of. That is why I am forced to look at the CDs of such bands in the first place, because there is usually music that I would rather be playing. In the case that I do feel like a little introspective Elliot Smith combined with the crashing and rebellious guitars of Sonic Youth, I know where to look.

But this is precisely the problem. The struggle for these bands is that if they want to make it, even just to get on the air on KWVA--an consider that this station begs a kid like me to fill an hour of their airtime playing Modest Mouse and Portishead. This is why a dude from some band Levator "Its like Elevator without the first E" calls from outside Diamond Lake asking if they are still scheduled to come perform in our studio this afternoon before their show at the Indigo tonight. Kind of a shoegaze combined with dream pop, Levator has a myspace you can check out. I actually played two of their songs on the air and they really appreciated it. I also gave them the phone number of Charlotte, the grad student that runs the station and therefore gets to deal with bands like Levator. I don't know whether or not they got into the studio; I had class and couldn't listen, but good luck to them. Levator is just driving around in their van playing for anyone who will listen to them, you and I included. We most likely never will, but as long as there are bands like Levator and kids like me with radio shows, everyone can live out their dream of being a rockstar just a little bit longer.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Spaceboy

Feel it
Break your bones
Mr. Jones

Taste me
As I bleed
Taste my need

And spaceboy I've missed you
Spinning round my head
And any way you choose me
You'll break instead

Watch me
Death defy
Defile my life

I don't need
I don't care
Please

I want to go home
I want to go home
I want to go home
I want to go home
'cause when a lover aches
That's when a lover breaks
I want to go home
I want to go home

And spaceboy they'll kill me
Before I'm dead and gone
And any way you choose me
It won't be wrong
And any way you choose me
We won't be long

We won't be long
We won't be long
We won't be long
We won't be long
We won't be long


Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Algunas fotos

I've spent the last half hour or so uploading pictures from my camera to my computer. Here are some random pictures that I found to be cool. They're not in any order at all but they all bring back good memories.

San Francisco
These are from about 3 weeks ago when I went with my friend Lightman.




Eugene
The outdoor ones are from the Masonic Cemetary, the others are from when I was staying with my friend Melissa.








Chicago

This was a bar on top of the 2nd tallest building in Chicago.
Really cool city, I only got to spend a few days there but I liked what I saw a lot.

New York






Portland Maine
Washington DC


This is just kind of a random selection I chose, I have more that you can see on my picasa account here. I'm not much of a photographer but some of the pictures are definitely worth looking at.